{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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