{"type":"general","setup":"Ever wondered why bees hum?","punchline":"It's because they don't know the words.","id":108}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?","punchline":"One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.","id":271}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
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