{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a factory that sells passable products?","punchline":"A satisfactory","id":49}
{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out","punchline":"They couldn't find a table.","id":369}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
{"type":"general","setup":"While I was sleeping my friends decided to write math equations on me.","punchline":"You should have seen the expression on my face when I woke up.","id":402}
{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?","punchline":"They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.","id":441}
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